| Strathford Hamilton | (additional sequences) | |
| William Heins |
| Amanda Aday | Maxine Picker (as Amanda Lee Aday) | |
| Geoffrey Arend | Dax | |
| 莎拉·卡特 | Kristen Haas | |
| Greg Cipes | Reed | |
| 伊丽莎白·戴利 | Catherine Johnson | |
| Noureen DeWulf | Poo Poo | |
| 宝拉·格瑞丝 | Gloria Torrez | |
| Sam E. Goldberg | Teddy the Nerd (as Sam Goldberg) | |
| 帕里斯·希尔顿 | Victoria English | |
| Sarai Howard | Tonya (as Ali Dee) | |
| Keith Hudson | Erik | |
| Kerri Kenney | Kathy Johnson | |
| 佩雷斯顿·莱斯 | Randy | |
| Bianca Lawson | Monique | |
| Sam Maccarone | Tucker | |
| Rick Najera | Buford Gomez | |
| 西蒙·雷克斯 | Derek | |
| Dave Ruby | Prof Milcheck | |
| Randy Spelling | Kelly | |
| 亚利克西斯·绍普 | Morgan | |
| Holly Valance | Jessica | |
| Diva Zappa | Babs Cohen | |
| Nicky Hilton | Nicky (uncredited) | |
| Amanda Rowan | Trista | |
| 索菲娅·维加拉 | FHM Hostess | |
| 卡曼·艾尔克塔拉 | Herself | |
| Angela Dodson | Jenny | |
| April Florio | Gamma Girl | |
| Keren Gilbert | Girl at FHM Party | |
| Evan Scott Golden | Student | |
| Camille Langfield | Mary at Nude Sorority | |
| Julia Lehman | Heather | |
| Alison MacInnis | Leslie | |
| Shamron Moore | Brenda | |
| Taylor Negron | Professor Milchik | |
| Andrew M. Phillips | Frat Guy #1 | |
| Kyle Richards | Lisa | |
| 林·沙烨 | Miss Prin | |
| 瑞克·埃弗顿 | Janitor Jones | |
| Dieter Meier | Gamsie | |
| Beau Beasley | Gay Guy | |
| Justin Jackson | Michael (as Justin 'Jay-1' Jackson) | |
| Tanisha Hernandez | Cute Girl #2 | |
| DJ Clue | DJ Clue (as DJ Clue Ernesto Shaw) | |
| William Heins | Eddie Johnson | |
| El Gordo | El Gordo (as El Gordo) | |
| Olympia Kricos | Female Student | |
| Keri Bruno | Fern | |
| Mayra Veronica | FHM Model | |
| Cayleen Davies | Gamma Pledge #1 | |
| Jaclyn Matthus | Goth Girl #1 | |
| Chira Cassel | Goth Girl #2 | |
| Tania Jimenez | Goth Girl #3 | |
| Allen Choate | Hairy Guy | |
| Jiannina Castro | Irish Girl's Friend | |
| Dustin Mangas | Jock Student | |
| Eugenio Derbez | Jose (as Eugenio Gonzales-Derbez) | |
| Miriam Kulick | Judith Cohen | |
| J.J. Wilson | Mr. Haas | |
| Chad Muska | MTV Editor | |
| Paulina Rubio | Herself | |
| Ari Belinski | Producer | |
| Bethany Merola | Smoking Girl #1 | |
| Yvonne Gougelet | Smoking Girl #2 | |
| Jasmine Waltz | Smoking Girl #3 | |
| Alexis Barbara | Soda Girl #1 | |
| Cleveland Marcus Walton | Tri Pi Guy #1 | |
| Andrew Phillips | Tri Pi Guy # | |
| Brawner Lily | Wapsy Girl #2 | |
| Kirsten Gustitus | Wapsy Girl #3 | |
| Jennifer Elise Cox | VJ Outside FHM Party (as Jennifer Cox) | |
| Daisy Hamilton | Daisy | |
| Eric Raddatz | Clubber | |
| Breven Angaelica Warren | SBU Student | |
| Mickey Mickey | Heather | |
| Jessica Anne Bogart | Additional Voices (voice) | |
| Henry Alberto | Boyfriend (uncredited) | |
| Kevin Musgrove | Host (uncredited) | |
| Trisha Carman | Sorority Girl (uncredited) | |
| Eric Jimenez | Student (uncredited) | |
| Brooke Newton | Hot Chick (uncredited) | |
| Nathan Pitkanen | SBU Student (uncredited) | |
| Cristy Joy Slavis | SBU Student (uncredited) | |
| Athena Stamos | Gamma Girl (uncredited) |
| Cheryl Guerriero | (written by) & | |
| Jason Jordan | ||
| Matthew Lawton | ||
| Anna Obropta | (written by) |
| Leila Antakly | associate producer | |
| Gregory Cohen | executive producer | |
| Jeremy Dallow | executive producer | |
| Jim DiLorenzo | executive producer | |
| Chester English | executive producer | |
| Garry Gittelsohn | executive producer | |
| 帕里斯·希尔顿 | executive producer | |
| Petra Hoebel | line producer | |
| Wayne Mogel | executive producer | |
| Jack Utsick | producer | |
| Juan-Carlos Zapata | producer | |
| Geoffrey Arend | associate producer | |
| Ami Artzi | associate producer | |
| Evans Butterworth | consulting producer | |
| Jonathan Ross Gilbert | associate producer | |
| Strathford Hamilton | co-producer | |
| Edward Oleschak | co-producer | |
| Martin Zboril | associate producer |
| Joel J. Richard | (additional music) | |
| Ralph Rieckermann | ||
| Carlos Durango |
| Fortunato Procopio |
| Marcy Levitas Hamilton | ||
| Michael Matzdorff |
| Ed Arenas | ||
| Jan Glaser | ||
| Christine Joyce |
| Charlotte Bourke |
| Ellen Falguiere |
| Lisa Jouet Mosenson | additional makeup artist | |
| Mark Wittenberg | makeup department head | |
| Jill Lefkowitz | additional makeup artist | |
| Carol Raskin | hair stylist | |
| Leslie Espinosa | additional hair stylist | |
| Ralis Kahn | special makeup effects artist | |
| Galaxy | makeup artist |
| Elayne Schneiderman | production manager | |
| Dale Tanguay | post-production supervisor |
| Aaron Sadovsky | second second assistant director | |
| Matthew T. Weiner | first assistant director | |
| Strathford Hamilton | second unit director |
| Herb Silverman | art department coordinator | |
| Roger Sherman | scenic artist | |
| Lori Lee Korth | props | |
| Claire Peberdy | set dresser | |
| Nicolas Plotquin | production desinger: Los Angeles | |
| Kristeen Reimnitz | scenic artist: Los Angeles | |
| Allen Rudolf | property master: Los Angeles |
| Fred Kupfer | boom operator | |
| Eric M. Moorman | additional boom operator | |
| Mark Weber | sound mixer | |
| Zsolt Magyar | sound mixer | |
| Phillip Raves | sound editor | |
| Nicholas Bennison | sound editor | |
| Scott Westley | foley editor |
| Jor Van Kline | special effects coordinator |
| Sean Coonce | digital compositor | |
| Chris Reilly | visual effects | |
| Steve Robinson | digital compositor | |
| Dale Tanguay | visual effects supervisor | |
| Dave Torno | visual effects artist | |
| Martin Zboril | visual effects producer |
| Kevin Ball | stunt double | |
| Jennifer Badger | stunt performer | |
| Chick Bernhardt | stunt coordinator | |
| Karin Justman | stunt double: Sarah Carter | |
| Justin Bernhard | stunts | |
| Rosie Bernhard | stunt safety diver | |
| Lena Fennema | utility stunts | |
| Sylvia Ferrero | stunt double | |
| Kimberly M. Turvey | stunts | |
| Susan Saddler | stunt double | |
| Pete Turner | stunt double |
| Cassandra Barbour | rights and clearances | |
| Erik Curtis | assistant camera | |
| Debby Freeman | production coordinator | |
| Brawner Lily | extras casting | |
| Jana Lundy | assistant production coordinator | |
| Eduardo Lytton | production secretary | |
| Lisa Martin | production assistant | |
| Frank Venegas | product placement | |
| Cristina Arango | production assistant | |
| Stephen Ciffone | first assistant camera: "b" camera | |
| Camilo Jarquin | additional assistant camera | |
| Venus Kanani | casting associate | |
| Patrick Longman | aerial cinematographer | |
| Antonio Piedra | location assistant | |
| Crystal Connell | craft service | |
| Rita Duffey | location manager | |
| Alex Farrington | set medic | |
| Lauren Henry | animal trainer | |
| Keith Morgan | gaffer: Los Angeles | |
| Ron Parsell | equipment driver | |
| Melissa Perez | production assistant | |
| Gabriel Quintero | production assistant | |
| Steven N. Rich | production assistant | |
| Kim Rocco Shields | script supervisor | |
| Roland Sonnenburg | animal coordinator | |
| D. Stevens | special still photographer | |
| Gene Vassilaros | casting assistant | |
| Sandra Woodward | location assistant | |
| Adam Offer | local casting associate (uncredited) | |
| Jason Carro | production assistant | |
| Jonathan Fine | music supervisor | |
| Joel J. Richard | composer: additional music | |
| Laura Sevier | rights and clearances | |
| Jed Smith | composer: additional score | |
| Jette Sorensen | post-production accountant |