精彩对白:
- Evie:
Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!
- Coco:
Happy people always make such a racket.
- Evie:
What's wrong? Did my glass eye roll back?
- Evie:
[about Varla] Don't worry, Coco. I met Varla and she's an absolute angel!
- Coco:
Were you drunk at the time?
- Evie:
It was 12 noon, of course I was drunk.
- Evie:
It's like stealing money for free!
- Coco:
It *is* stealing money!
- [Marla pulls out a gun at Evie's party]
- Evie:
Stevie, shield mommy!
- Coco:
You raped me!
- Dr. Benson:
Yeah... I'm sorry about that.
- Coco:
Hello, I'm a rape victim here!
- Michael:
You know, it's always been my dream to sleep with a big movie star.
- Evie:
Well, tonight may be the night your dream comes true.
- Michael:
Why, who's coming?
- Varla:
Your my sister!
- Evie:
[to Varla] I'm sorry to hear your mother off'd herself.
- Coco:
Evie!
- Evie:
Oh, I'm sorry: 'Passed herself away'.
- Coco:
Your career was on hold ever since you killed that family of four!
- Evie:
It was a family of six, I only killed four! I mean, who has a picnic is their backyard anyway?
- Coco:
It doesn't make sense. There's no connection. And I cry for no reason and blame myself, and I've been slowly cutting off my toe with a nail file and I have no idea why!
- Stevie:
What have you ever done for me?
- Evie:
Carried you to term for starters. Coco would have had you sucked out for a phone number.
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