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精彩对白：
- Andrew: You married your COUSIN?
- Bobby Ray: Last time I checked, yeah.
- Bobby Ray: Melanie, what are you doin' in the closet?
- Bobby Ray: Well aren't you just a big fat liar.
- Bobby Ray: Well, you're really not my type, I mean...
- Bobby Ray: What'd I ever do to you?
- Bobby Ray: Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.
- Bobby Ray: You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.
- Earl Smooter: Hey, you just squashed the state bird of Alabama.
- Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.
- Earl Smooter: You can't ride two horses with one ass.
- Jake: Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?
- Jake: Are you shittin' me?
- Jake: Doesn't look like it.
- Jake: Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.
- Jake: I better have my lawyer look these over. There's all kinds of big words in there I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners.
- Jake: I can't control her, anymore than I can control the weather.
- Jake: The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity yankee bitch and I'd like nothing more than to piss you off.
- Jake: Well, how about you say 'Hey there Jake, lookin' good. How's the family?'
- Jake: You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?
- Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
- Jake: [puts arm on shoulder] Well then, I'm gonna buy you a drink.
- Lurlynn: About a year after you left. He told Clinton he'd never seen anything like it. He knew that it would take more than an apology to get you back. He'd have to conquer the world first. He's been trying ever since.
- Lurlynn: I'm not supposed to know but Clinton let it slip once.
- Lurlynn: You know he went up there?
- Mayor Kate Hennings: I've never met anyone so deceitful, and I'm in politics.
- Mayor Kate Hennings: There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.
- Mayor Kate Hennings: What ever happened to responsible journalism?
- Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something.
- Melanie Carmichael: Can he swim?
- Melanie Carmichael: Hi, I'm Melanie Carmichael, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife.
- Melanie Carmichael: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "SHITTING" you.
- Melanie Carmichael: Look at you, you have a baby.... In a bar.
- Melanie Carmichael: Oh, you didn't do anything to me... or any other girl for that matter.
- Melanie Carmichael: that's why he kept sending the divorce papers back.
- Melanie Carmichael: The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, all of it, and I never really got it back.
- Melanie Carmichael: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
- Melanie Carmichael: When?
- Melanie Carmichael: Who? Jake?
- Melanie Carmichael: You dumb stubborn redneck hick.
- Melanie Carmichael: You expect me to say that you look good? What'd they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?
- Melanie Carmichael: You're the first boy I kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.
- Stella: You know for something you've been holding onto for so long, you're pretty quick to let it go.
- Wade: Uh, Clinton's breath.
- Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
- Young Melanie: What do you want to marry me for anyhow?
- [After looking at divorce papers]
- [from trailer]
- [laughter]