寻找与她共处一室机会唾手可得在Tenmates
片名：拯救希佛曼
英文名：Saving Silverman
导演：丹尼斯·杜根
主演：李·艾尔米 阿曼达·皮特 斯蒂夫·赞恩 Michael Roberds 贾森·比格斯
类型：犯罪 喜剧 爱情
预告片：1
上映：2001年02月09日
地区：美国 　 对白：英语 泰语
评分：5.4/10(5455)　
颜色：彩色 　 声音：Dolby Digital
时长：90 分钟
分级：英国：15 西班牙：13 阿根廷：13

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精彩对白：
  1. Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!
  2. Wayne: So Darren tells me you're a psychologist.
  3. Judith: That's right.
  4. Wayne: I'm in a related field.
  5. Judith: Really? What is it?
  6. Wayne: Pest and rodent removal.
  7. Judith: How is that related?
  8. Wayne: We both help people.
  9. Wayne: Dude!
  10. J.D.: Dude!
  11. Wayne: Why didn't you answer the door?
  12. J.D.: I'm eatin'.
  13. Wayne: So?
  14. J.D.: I don't answer the door when I'm eatin'.
  15. Wayne: Since when?
  16. J.D.: Since always.
  17. Wayne: I never knew that.
  18. J.D.: Well you didn't know a lot of things. You didn't know I was gay.
  19. Wayne: Is there anything else you wanna tell me?
  20. J.D.: I got three balls.
  21. Wayne: Shut up! God!
  22. J.D.: Dude. Dude. Dude!
  23. Judith: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
  24. J.D.: Yes... No!
  25. Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?
  26. J.D.: Which man?
  27. Judith: Any man!
  28. J.D.: You mean like a tall man?
  29. Judith: Sure, whatever!
  30. J.D.: 'Cause I don't like tall people, they bother me!
  31. Judith: What about a short man?
  32. J.D.: How short? Some times people can be too short, that's weird like midgets!
  33. J.D.: Does that include celebrities?
  34. Coach Norton: So, did you off that bitch?
  35. Wayne: Yeah
  36. J.D.: We offed her good!
  37. Coach Norton: Good, what'd you do with the body?
  38. Wayne: We um...
  39. J.D.: Ate her...
  40. Coach Norton: You ate her?
  41. Wayne: Yeah...
  42. Coach Norton: Hell boys I'm proud of you. That's the best way to do it!
  43. J.D.: Comingtoyaaaahaaaa
  44. Wayne: Our enemy is wicked, so...
  45. J.D.: Dude, she's Freddy Krueger.
  46. Wayne: Damien.
  47. J.D.: Dude, she's Vader.
  48. Wayne: No! She's the Emperor.
  49. J.D.: Yeah, but with really great tits.
  50. Wayne: Ok, now Sandy, that girl, she's a real nice girl.
  51. J.D.: Ah, yeah.
  52. Wayne: She's a sweetheart.
  53. J.D.: Dude, a saint.
  54. Wayne: A goddess.
  55. J.D.: A princess.
  56. Wayne: No what? She's kinda like Mother Teresa.
  57. J.D.: Yeah, but with way better tits.
  58. J.D.: Fuck you, replacement-friend!
  59. J.D.: Die replacement friends!
  60. Darren: I love you too, Judith.
  61. Sandy: Judith?
  62. J.D.: Do you want anything to drink?
  63. Judith: Scotch on the rocks
  64. J.D.: Do you want ice with that?
  65. Coach Norton: When are you going to get hitched there, son?
  66. J.D.: Actually I'm not, I'm GAY.
  67. Coach Norton: Oh... me too!
  68. J.D.: Dude, what does a mime look like when he's having sex anyway? Probably like,
  69. [making obscene gestures with his hands]
  70. J.D.: 'I'm a mime! I'm a mime!' Ha ha ha!
  71. Wayne: Dude, mime's don't talk.
  72. J.D.: They do when they're off duty.
  73. Judith: It took balls. Big balls.
  74. Darren: I don't think I'm gonna be real comfortable with these things on my nipples.
  75. Wayne: I can put 'em on your balls.
  76. Darren: The nipples are fine. Nipples work.
  77. [After Sandy has left with Wayne and J.D]
  78. Mother Superior: Damn! Lost another one!
  79. Nun: Son of a bitch.
  80. J.D.: Hey Sandy! It's me, JD, I went to high school with you, remember?
  81. Sandy: Um, no I don't think I recall...
  82. J.D.: Yeah, c'mon. Remember? I went to prom with a tux painted on my naked body?
  83. Sandy: Um...
  84. J.D.: Yeah! And then I spilled punch on myself and everyone could see my dong?
  85. Sandy: No, JD, I really...
  86. J.D.: Oh yeah! We had chemistry together and I tried to light a fart with the Bunsen burner and I ended up singeing my balls... still can't grow hair on my left nut. Sucks.
  87. Wayne: You're not gay... you're just confused.
  88. J.D.: Yes, I am gay. Oh HEY! Do you wanna be gay with me?
  89. Wayne: NO!
  90. J.D.: Maybe she's a herm.
  91. Darren: A what?
  92. J.D.: Ya know, a herm. A little puss, little dick.
  93. Wayne: Carpe poon, man.
  94. J.D.: Isn't one-and-only supposed to be, like, one? And only?
  95. [approaching America Avenue]
  96. Neil Diamond: Hey, we're coming to America.
  97. [Judith has torched Darren's Neil Diamond albums]
  98. J.D.: She torched Neil? You're right. She is a monster.
  99. Wayne: So, Coach, how's your parole coming?
  100. Coach Norton: Not good. The victim's whiny family keeps complaining
  101. J.D.: God! What is their PROBLEM?
  102. Wayne: Admit it! I'm the assertive man you need, and you're the hardcore bitch I've always dreamed of!