精彩对白:
- Sebastian :
It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror anymore.
- Frank :
[over intercom] This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternety. God has spoken.
- Sebastian :
How many times I have to tell you, Frank. You're not God, Frank. I am.
- Sebastian :
You don't make history by following the rules, you make it by seizing the moment!
- Sebastian :
If were going to move forward this is the next logical step.
- Linda :
*You cracked the code*! 11 months, and you suddenly come up with it out of the blue. How?
- Sebastian :
The usual, coffee and Twinkies.
- Matt :
My 5th grade teacher told me, that "Genius is the ability to go from A to D without having to go through B and C." Sebastian can do that, but for me, I gotta have the B and C.
- Linda :
What bothers you most? The thing you don't have a life, or that I do?
- Sebastian :
Well, your objections have been duly noted and summarily overruled.
- Sarah :
Yes, Sir!
- Sebastian :
How come when you say "Yes, Sir" it kinda sounds like "Fuck you!"
- Sarah :
Practice!
- Matt :
How did we let him talk us into this?
- Linda :
Can we talk about it later? I'm trying to make love to you.
- [Sebastian is about to inject himself with the serum. He takes off his robe and he's naked. Linda and Sarah smirk]
- Sebastian :
Ladies, please. This is science.
- Janice :
So, what's it like being a ghost?
- Sebastian :
Ghosts are dead. I'm very much alive.
- Matt :
Any last words?
- Sebastian :
Yeah. If I die, pretend I said something deep and clever.
- Carter :
I'd suck the tits right off of you.
- [Discussing the experiment of turning Sebastian invisible]
- Janice :
If it is a snuff film, I got dibs on his Porsche.
- Frank :
Janice! How can you say that?
- Janice :
You're right. Sorry.
- Frank :
The Porsche is mine!
- Matt :
Sarah is not on a good mood today, so I suggest you play nice.
- Sarah :
This is bullshit, Sebastian, bullshit.
- Sebastian :
And good morning to you too!
- [about sex; talking to Matt]
- Linda :
Hello! If you were any later, I would start off without you!
- [Sebastian, spying]
- Sebastian :
Motherfucker!
- Dr. Kramer :
I'm going to call out the scientific council.
- Matt :
Is there anything we can do in the meantime?
- Dr. Kramer :
How about clearing out your offices?
- Linda :
For what is worth, we're both very sorry.
- Dr. Kramer :
It's a little a late for apologies.
- Mrs. Kramer :
What's the problem?
- Dr. Kramer :
Just a screw-up at work!
- Mrs. Kramer :
How bad?
- Dr. Kramer :
Bad enough to wake up a few Generals.
- Sebastian :
Hi boss!
- Linda :
Sebastian,do you have any idea what time it is?
- Sebastian :
You know Da Vinci never slept. Said it was a waste of time.
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