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精彩对白：
- Adult Video Actor : But what if Coach Henderson walks in?
- Adult Video Actor : Crystal! What are you doing in the boy's locker room?
- Adult Video Actor : Oh, just reviewing my playbook.
- Adult Video Actress : Come to see the star quarterback before the big game.
- Adult Video Actress : I know a play we can practice: You be quarterback, I'll be tight-end.
- Adult Video Actress : Oh, that's okay, I took care of him. What are you doing?
- Dave Novotny : Jim, I don't need a lecture on ethics.
- Dave Novotny : What's the difference?
- Diane McAllister : You gonna do it? Come on. Fill me up! Come on! Fill me up! Yeah! Good job!
- Jim McAllister : Dave, as a friend I'm telling you that what you're doing is morally wrong, and it's illegal.
- Jim McAllister : Exactly!
- Jim McAllister : Great, now say that everyday you had an apple. An apple, an apple and more apples. You probably thought that apples were pretty good, even if you got a rotten one every once in awhile. Then one day there was an orange. Now you can choose, do you want an apple or do you want an orange? That's democracy.
- Jim McAllister : I'm not talking about ethics, I'm talking about morals.
- Jim McAllister : Larry, we're not electing the fucking Pope here. Just tell me who won.
- Jim McAllister : Linda never came home. I know, because I waited 10 hours outside my house.
- Jim McAllister : Okay, now...
- Jim McAllister : Paul, what is your favorite fruit?
- Jim McAllister : Who the fuck does she think she is?
- Paul Metzler : Dear God, than you for all your blessings. You've given me so many things, like good health, nice parents, a nice truck, and what I'm told is a large penis, and I'm very grateful, but I sure am worried about Tammy. In my heart, I still can't believe she tore down my posters, but sometimes, she does get so weird and angry. Please help her be a happier person because she's so smart and sensitive and I love her so much. Also, I'm nervous about the election tomorrow and I guess I want to win and all, but I know that's totally up to you. You'll decide who the best person is and I'll accept it. And forgive me for my sins, whatever they may be. Amen.
- Paul Metzler : I also like bananas.
- Paul Metzler : I sure was surprised when Lisa asked me for a ride home and then took me up to her room and gave me a blowjob.
- Paul Metzler : My leg wasn't feeling too bad, and the weather was so nice, and every day we would go back to her house to fuck and have a hot tub.
- Paul Metzler : No wait! Apples.
- Paul Metzler : Paul Power... Paul for President... Paul... Promise... Progress... Peanut...
- Paul Metzler : Pineapple.
- Tammy Metzler : Dear God, I know I don't believe in you, but since I'll be starting catholic school soon, I though I should at least practice. Let's see. What do I want? I want Lisa to realize what a bitch she is and feel really bad and apologize for how she hurt me and know how much I still love her. In spite of everything, I still want Paul to win the election tomorrow, not that cunt Tracy. Oh, and I also want a really expensive pair of leather pants and someday, I wanna be really good friends with Madonna. Love, Tammy.
- Tammy Metzler : Getting suspended is like getting a paid vacation. I don't know why teachers think it's punishment. It's like, your dog pees on the carpet and you give him a treat. Then you get in trouble for skipping school, it's sooo stupid! Dr. Hendricks said, "One more time" and I'd be expelled. Sounded good to me.
- Tammy Metzler : If you died right now, I would throw myself under one of my Dad's cement trucks so I could be poured into your tomb.
- Tammy Metzler : It's not like I'm a lesbian or anything. I'm attracted to the person. It's just that all the people I've been attracted to happen to be girls.
- Tammy Metzler : Sometimes when I'm sad, I sit and watch the power station.
- Tammy Metzler : Who cares about this stupid election? We all know it doesn't matter who gets elected president of Millard. You think it's going to change anything around here, make one single person happier or smarter or nicer? The only person it matters to is the one who gets elected. The same pathetic charade happens every year, and everyone makes the same pathetic promises just so they can put it on their transcripts to get into college. So vote for me, because I don't even want to go to college, and I don't care, and as president I won't do anything. The only promise I make is that if elected I will immediately dismantle the student government, so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again!
- Tracy Flick : Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now, I really must insist that you help me win the election tomorrow because I deserve it and Paul Metzler doesn't, as you well know. I realize that it was your divine hand that disqualified Tammy Metzler and now I'm asking that you go that one last mile and make sure to put me in office where I belong so that I may carry out your will on earth as it is in heaven. Amen.
- Tracy Flick : It's like my mom always says, "The weak are always trying to sabatoge the strong."
- Tracy Flick : When I think back on my relationship with Mr. Novotny, what I miss most... is our talks.
- Tracy Flick : You look like you could use a CUPCAKE!
- Tracy Flick : [narrating] None of this would have happened if Mr. McAllister hadn't meddled the way he did. He should have just accepted things as they are instead of trying to interfere with destiny. You see, you can't interfere with destiny. That's why it's destiny. And if you try to interfere, the same thing's going to happen anyway, and you'll just suffer.
- [all praying to God]
- [Brainstorming campaign slogans]
- [during sex with Jim]
- [Her campaign speech]
- [Jim McAllister watches porn in his basement]
- [last line]
- [narrating]
- [Student body erupts in huge cheers]