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- Adam : Adult bookstore. Why?
- Adam : Again.
- Adam : Eve, can I skate around your block?
- Adam : I came on a bus.
- Adam : I love Lucy.
- Adam : I think I'm being chased by a psychiatrist.
- Adam : I was wondering, you know, while I was up there and all, I was thinking, well you know, I was wondering if maybe I could meet a girl? I've been thinking about that a little. Just these last fifteen years or so.
- Adam : It won't take long.
- Adam : Like one of mom's?
- Adam : Manners are a way of showing other people we care about them.
- Adam : No, amazing.
- Adam : No.
- Adam : Oh my lucky stars! A Negro!
- Adam : Oh no, why doesn't that sunrise you?
- Adam : Oh! The nocturnal flying mammal?
- Adam : Oh, like a painting.
- Adam : Oh, thank you.
- Adam : Oh, that's nice.
- Adam : Right.
- Adam : Say, mom?
- Adam : So far?
- Adam : Uh, Eve, this is Adam. Look, I just wanted to thank you for everything you did for me. And I wanted to tell you that I... that uh... that I wish so many good things for you. I wish so hard that all of your dreams come true, and... and that's all I... and that's all.
- Adam : Uh-huh!
- Adam : Watching television... in color.
- Adam : Well good for you!
- Adam : Well if it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.
- Adam : Well, I know Mom sure likes 'em.
- Adam : What's baseball?
- Adam : What?
- Adam : Yes! The Holiday Inn. That's exactly right.
- Adam : Yes, Father?
- Adam : Yes.
- Calvin : Don't forget: stay out of the adult bookstore.
- Calvin : He's a man.
- Calvin : He's smart!
- Calvin : I just want to say, I think he's going to be fine.
- Calvin : I told you, I have everything!
- Calvin : It's a game, son. I can explain it pretty easily. See, there's a pitcher...
- Calvin : No, a pitch-er.
- Calvin : No. There's a man who throws a ball to a man who has a bat.
- Calvin : Poison gas. Invisible.
- Calvin : Son. Adam.
- Calvin : Would you like a tranquilizer?
- Calvin : You have a wonderful sense of humor, son, I must say. The acorn does not fall far from the tree.
- Eve : Adam, Troy is gay.
- Eve : And I don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards!
- Eve : And I don't have to get physical in your spaceship?
- Eve : And I have him committed.
- Eve : Have you ever had sex before?
- Eve : Here ya go, one champagne cocktail.
- Eve : How is that possible?
- Eve : I knew it. Somehow you get on a bus and before you know it you're stuck in the San Fernando Valley without a clue, which brings us to here. Correct again?
- Eve : I thought only hookers drank those things?
- Eve : I'm sick of working for that dickhead.
- Eve : No.
- Eve : Now hold on, hold on just a minute! In the first place I do not fall in love with weirdos who I've only known for four or five days!
- Eve : Oh, well that changes everything.
- Eve : Oh, you coward.
- Eve : Or have perfect table manners!
- Eve : Or pee in their pants when they see the ocean!
- Eve : Rule number one in North America: no strangers in the car.
- Eve : See, I'm psychic. I mean not completely but pretty much. Pretty good, huh?
- Eve : So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
- Eve : That's it?
- Eve : Well, I guess because I'm a little psychic. I have this thing.
- Eve : What have you been doing?
- Eve : What?
- Eve : Where are you parked?
- Eve : Where are you staying? The Holiday Inn.
- Eve : Where do you think he got all that information?
- Eve : Why does that not surprise me.
- Eve : Yeah I know. Thanks.
- Eve : Yeah, let me guess something. This is your first visit to La-La-Land. You're staying somewhere in Hollywood because like an idiot you thought that would be an exciting place to stay. Am I right so far?
- Eve : Yes, I'm right?
- Eve : You know, a walking penis capable of intelligent speech. A dickhead!
- Eve : [disgusted] Well, consider the source! I don't even know what a lady is.
- Helen : He's a baby man.
- Helen : Thank you, Calvin, thank you very much.
- Helen : Yes, dear, I know, but he's still such a baby.
- Helen : Yes, dear?
- Helen : You have tranquilizers?
- Soda Jerk : It happens.
- Troy : Eve, a man walks into your life, who's the kindest, most polite, most incredibly rich guy you've ever met...
- Troy : From the oddest place - his parents. I mean, I don't think I got that memo from mine.
- Troy : Gentleman coward.
- Troy : He thinks I'm a gentleman and you're a lady.
- Troy : I know, I mean I thought a "gentleman" was somebody that owned horses. But it turns out, his short and simple definition of a lady or a gentleman is, someone who always tries to make sure the people around him or her are as comfortable as possible.
- Troy : I love sushi.
- Troy : Just a few laps.
- Troy : Lying can be a very effective dating tool.
- Troy : Who doesn't? She's hilarious.
- Troy : Yes you do.
- Troy : You know, I asked him about that. He said, good manners are just a way of showing other people we have respect for them. See, I didn't know that, I thought it was just a way of acting all superior. Oh and you know what else he told me?
- Troy : [pointing to Sophie's sizeable breast implants] So when you fly to Paris, do you check these or are they carry-ons?
- Troy : [suggestively] How about it, Eve - can he *skate* around your block?
- [Adam has bought rollerblades]
- [Calvin is reassuring his wife on their son's first night away from home]