片名:新郎不是我
英文名:Kissing a Fool
导演:Doug Ellin
主演:Mili Avital 邦尼·亨特 大卫·修蒙 Jerry Springer 凯莉·沃洛尔
类型:喜剧 爱情
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上映:1998年02月27日
地区:美国   对白:英语
评分:5.6/10(1353) 
颜色:彩色   声音:DTS Dolby Digital SDDS
时长:93 分钟
分级:美国:R

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  1. Andrea: You look like shit.
  2. Jay Murphy: Four shots, vodka.
  3. Jay Murphy: He's right!
  4. Jay Murphy: I didn't realize that, no.
  5. Jay Murphy: I know... I just keep thinking, what if I missed out on a girl who is?
  6. Jay Murphy: I mean, Max, you don't wanna become that fourty-year-old guy who's still out at the clubs with the silk shirt and gold chains trying to pick up on college girls, do you?
  7. Jay Murphy: It's hard to tell how many emotions were real and how many were manufactured just to get the other person to bring over more pot.
  8. Jay Murphy: Like ten bucks.
  9. Jay Murphy: No, I agreed not to let you set me up anymore after that girl who you said was perfect for me tied me up and came out with that hood and cane and offered to beat the shit out of me.
  10. Jay Murphy: Now I know in this little three week Love Boat episode of yours, you think you've come to know what love is. But, you know what? I don't know that you have.
  11. Jay Murphy: So read it then.
  12. Jay Murphy: So the $64,000 question is, how do you know beforehand that you're with the wrong person so you can avoid having them wreak havoc on a large portion of your life?
  13. Jay Murphy: Why would I set you up with some girl that I banged?
  14. Jay Murphy: Yeah... I'm aware of that.
  15. Jay Murphy: Yeah?
  16. Jay Murphy: You know each other less than 24 hours. You have pet names?
  17. Jay Murphy: You're an idiot.
  18. Jay Murphy: You're the one who SHOULD be.
  19. Jay Murphy: [to Max] I didn't know that dating Windy Weathers was a real attention getter.
  20. Jay Murphy: [to Max] I have other depressions that don't involve you.
  21. Jay Murphy: [to Max] In some bizarre circles you are a celebrity.
  22. Max Abbitt: Ever have sex in a Mercedes? Convertible.
  23. Max Abbitt: He's drunk, he's been drinking an awful lot lately.
  24. Max Abbitt: I thought we agreed not to set each other up anymore.
  25. Max Abbitt: Maybe you can get me in! I've always wanted to pay a hundred bucks an hour to talk myself out of being happy.
  26. Max Abbitt: Of course not, Jay.. at forty, I wanna be the bald guy with a pony-tail and a Harley trying to pick up High School girls.
  27. Max Abbitt: Read it? I can barely lift it!
  28. Max Abbitt: Share the wealth, brother.
  29. Max Abbitt: She thinks I'm uncomfortable around her now, which I am, because of your stupid test.
  30. Max Abbitt: This is not a toothpick, okay? It's an Australian chewing stick. See, I know other countries in Europe!
  31. Max Abbitt: True love cannot be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.
  32. Max Abbitt: Yet you're the one in therapy.
  33. Max Abbitt: You stick with the Virgin Mary, and remember, if you fuck it up again, you're back to Italy doing another romance novel.
  34. Max Abbitt: You're the one in therapy!
  35. Natasha: Don't you know, that's what all us models do is get coked and have orgies.
  36. Samantha Andrews: How do you feel?
  37. Samantha Andrews: I don't think you do know until you meet the right person, 'cause then you just... you just... you just feel something that you know you've never felt before.
  38. Samantha Andrews: Jay?
  39. Samantha Andrews: My whole life had been my work. I'd gone through a heartbreak as well, but I now understand it was just my ego. 'Cause looking back, I don't... I don't think I really loved him. But I cried when I realized that he didn't love me.
  40. Samantha Andrews: That girl is not for you.
  41. Samantha Andrews: You know that I hadn't dated for two years before you introduced me to Max?
  42. [on Jay putting an end to Max's hedonistic lifestyle]
  43. [Speaking about a large book.]