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- Cosmetics Saleslady: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime?
- Dr. Abby Barnes: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?
- Abby: Did you call me?
- Roy: What?
- Abby: I heard dumb bitch. I assumed you were talking to me.
- Roy: I was talking to her.
- Abby: Your name is dumb bitch TOO? No wonder I keep getting all of your mail! You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb bitches here in LA.
- Dr. Abby Barnes: If I was a guy, I think women would like, line up to go out with me. I'm smart. I have a good sense of humor. I make a great living.
- Noelle: I'd fuck you.
- Dr. Abby Barnes: Thank you, honey. I know you would.
- Noelle: You and I combined make the perfect woman
- Dr. Abby Barnes: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.
- Noelle: Let's get shit-faced and see what happens.
- Abby: We can love our pets, we just can't LOVE our pets.
- Dr. Abby Barnes: How'd it go?
- Brian: He snored, but we stood it.
- Dr. Abby Barnes: How'd you do it?
- Brian: He slept on my face so I couldn't hear him.
- Noelle: You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you, a cat, and 40 candles on your birthday cake.
- Dr. Abby Barnes: You burp and guys think its adorable. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back.
- Noelle: What's wrong, Abby?
- Dr. Abby Barnes: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.
- Noelle: What is this? Is this cat hair?
- Dr. Abby Barnes: I'm shedding. I'm extremely nervous.
- Noelle: Disappointment doesn't kill
- Dr. Abby Barnes: Right... rejection kills. Disappointment only maims.
- Noelle: I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing.
- Dr. Abby Barnes: If you are trapped in Biosphere 3, whom would you want to bring: Time's Woman of the Year or Playboy's Playmate of the Year?
- Abby: You forgot to say I love you because you're beautiful.
- Brian: No, I didn't. I mean, she is. But that's not why I love her.
- Brian: You know how someone's appearance can change the moment you know them? How a really attractive person, if you don't like them, can become more and more ugly; whereas someone you might not have even have noticed... that you wouldn't look at more than once, if you love them, can become the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? All you want to do is be near them.
- Noelle: It's just that he has this small personal habit that really drives me crazy.
- Abby: What's that?
- Noelle: He's in love with YOU!
- Abby: I have to tell you something.
- Brian: What?
- Abby: The other night on the phone... I'm pregnant.
- Brian: Oh darling...
- Brian: Are you sure it was me?
- Abby: I don't know. I made a lot of phone calls that night.
- Abby: What are we discussing?
- Brian: Well there's the issue about Hank, he is miserable without you.
- Brian: Abby, I've only ever loved one woman and I don't want to lose her again.
- Abby: OK. So say you meet one of these no sparks women, and you really take the time to get to know her and then you become intellectually stimulated by her. You just really enjoy her personality, thereby igniting all your lust and passion. Have you ever thought about that?
- Brian: Are you going to eat that?