精彩对白:
- Katherine:
A whorehouse?
- Rafe:
A house inhabited by whores.
- Lilith:
Two! Four! Six! Eight! You can watch me masturbate.
- Vincent Prather:
You're a smart boy, Miguel. Because of that I'm gonna let you have some of what we find.
- Miguel:
Ah! Remember that you said that.
- Vincent Prather:
I will. I'm gonna let it have some of you, too.
- Caleb Verdoux:
Oh my God, it's a necrophiliac's wet dream!
- Lillith:
Don't eat your heart out, baby -- that's MY job.
- Rafe Guttman:
You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.
- [Zeke's shot knocks a beer onto a girl.]
- Rafe Guttman:
Six pack in the side cleavage!
- Zeke:
Step outside!
- Rafe Guttman:
Sorry, Zeke -- I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob.
- [Rafe is trying to gain access to the whorehouse, which is disguised as a funeral home.]
- Rafe Guttman:
I'm here for the, um, Cunningham wake.
- McCutheon:
I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow.
- Rafe Guttman:
I, uh, really must pay my respects right now.
- McCutheon:
Then I suggest you come back TOMORROW.
- Rafe Guttman:
Maybe you don't understand me. I'm feeling excruciatingly SAD.
- McCutheon:
I'm so sorry.
- Rafe Guttman:
And if I don't grieve right now -- maybe even grieve two or three times -- I'm going to go out of my mind, okay?
- Rafe Guttman:
I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type.
- Rafe Guttman:
Ah, the girls! Let them eat a guy named "Cake."
- Tamara:
Guess where you just landed, lover?
- Rafe Guttman:
Larry Flynt's id?
- [After ripping Jenkin's head off.]
- Lillith:
I just love a man who gives you head -- and lets you keep it!
- Rafe Guttman:
I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Tales From The Crypt!
- [talking to a she-vampire]
- Rafe Guttman:
I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet train than fuck you.
- [seeing a televangelist's glitzy chapel]
- Rafe Guttman:
Nice place, Katherine. Kind of like Superman's dad's place on Krypton.
- [On the phone with his ex-wife]
- Rafe Guttman:
I gotta go. Fuck you.
- [hangs up]
- Rafe Guttman:
Sorry Katherine, but that wasn't your brother anymore.
- Caleb:
Wrong! I'll always be your brother, sis.
- Rafe Guttman:
Katherine, run from your brother.
- Miguel:
[to Vincent] You drive us all the way to the end of the earth... for a fuckin' stiff?!
- [Katherine attempts to swing on a chain from one platform to another.]
- Rafe:
That is the craziest fuckin' thing I've...
- [Rafe attempts to leave, but sees the Vampire Caleb following close, and returns to Katherine]
- Rafe:
That is the second craziest fuckin' thing I've...
- [A vampire bursts into flames after being squirted with Holy water]
- Rafe Guttman:
Cha-Ching!
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