精彩对白:
- Bill Murray:
I'm a friend of one of the producers, he sent a Teamster to drop me off.
- Bill Murray:
It is alive!
- Bill Murray:
It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?
- Bill Murray:
It's because I'm white, isn't it?
- Bill Murray:
Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
- Bugs Bunny:
[snatching that basketball before that Monstar would have caught it] Not today.
- Bugs:
Look at our facilities.
- Bugs:
What kind of a Mickey Mouse outfit would name their team The Ducks?
- Charles Barkley:
It was this little girl, five-foot-nuthin'. She blocked my shot!
- Charles Barkley:
It wasn't a dream, it was real!
- Daffy Duck:
...and fat.
- Daffy Duck:
Mother!
- Daffy Duck:
Oh, fear clutches my breast!
- Daffy Duck:
Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
- Daffy Duck:
We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed!
- Daffy Duck:
Your shorts? From college?
- Daffy:
Aha. Well, that's the way it goes.
- Daffy:
I know a great name for our team: The Ducks!
- Daffy:
Just how did you get here, anyway?
- Daffy:
Lets all laugh at the duck.
- Daffy:
We've got hoops!
- Elmer Fudd:
We've got weights!
- Golfer:
What are you doing.
- Golfer:
[shouting back to someone off camera] He's fixing a divot!
- Larry Johnson:
I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-Rayed, Laser beamed...
- Looney Toones characters in unision:
Eeewwww!
- Michael Jordan:
Don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
- Michael Jordan:
I did!
- Michael Jordan:
I washed them after every game!
- Michael Jordan:
I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
- Michael Jordan:
Larry's white.
- Michael Jordan:
Listen, this is a man's game. You can't play?
- Michael Jordan:
You sure do. This place is a mess.
- Monstar:
It's mine!
- Mouse announcer:
Standing at three foot three, four foot if you count the ears, is Bugs Bunny.
- Muggsy Bogues:
But I love my mother.
- Muggsy Bogues:
So what are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mother?
- Psychiatrist:
I didn't say that, Muggsy.
- Psychiatrist:
I see. And how long has this dream been recurring?
- Shawn Bradley:
I guess there's a few things I could do instead of basketball... I could be a farmer... I could be a missionary and go back to the jungle again...
- Stan Podalak:
C'mon, Michael. Let me help. I'm not very tall but I'm short.
- Stan Podalak:
um, I'm fixing a divot.
- Stan Podolak:
The mouse? He picked the mouse?
- Sylvester:
Feed you? Feed me!
- Sylvester:
We've got balls!
- Taz:
Lemony fresh!
- Tweety Bird:
Feed me! Feed me!
- Tweety Bird:
Holey puddy-tat!
- Tweety Bird:
I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee Michael Jordan!
- Tweety Bird:
Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!
- [Michael Jordan needs someone to get his basketball gear]
- [the basketball is approaching one of the Monstars]
- [Tweety Bird flies through a hole that's just been shot in Sylvester]
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