精彩对白:
- Agent Paul:
Is this a musical table?
- Agent Paul:
Vivid. I'm seeing colors I don't want to see.
- Agent Paul:
You do know it is a federal offense to destroy a United States Post Office?
- Agent Tony:
Do you mind if I look at your armpit?
- Agent Tony:
It's my favorite part of a woman's body.
- Mel's real mom:
How do you feel?
- Mel's real mom:
We love you very much. If you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we would still love you.
- Mel:
Come on, Nance, you're always hungry.
- Mel:
I don't think you know me well enough to call me 'Nuerotic Guy'.
- Mel:
Oh, so I'm 'Neurotic Guy', is that my designation?
- Mr. Coplin:
San Diego has a big carjacking problem. They bump you, and when you stop, they mutilate you.
- Mrs. Coplin:
Why does he have to do the Roots thing? Aren't we good enough parents?
- Mrs. Coplin:
[hearing the name Schlicting on the phone] The Shit Kings?
- Nancy Coplin:
Does anybody actually own a white Taurus, or are they all rentals?
- Nancy Coplin:
My armpit?
- Nancy:
No thanks, I'm not hungry.
- Nancy:
Where'd you get the pup tent?
- Tina:
Every marriage is vulnerable, otherwise being married wouldn't mean anything, would it?
- Tina:
I guess it's just one of those ex-felon, pro-acid kind of non-smoking homes.
- Tony:
Nancy was saying you were having some tension about oral sex.
- Tony:
Personally, I think a boys penis should look just like his fathers.
- Tony:
Where did you two come down on the whole circumcision controversy?
- Valerie Swaney:
All children break things. All children are forgiven. It's a gift from God.
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