精彩对白:
- Cherry:
Haa! Just pullin' your leg!
- Cherry:
If it's a real large role, I'll invite my dad. He'll be surprised to see me out of water.
- Cherry:
My dad was a great duck hunter. But we were very poor and couldn't afford a dog, so... He used to get me to point and fetch the ducks.
- Cherry:
This is just another battle of the sexes.
- Cherry:
Those lakes can get pretty cold when you're swimmin' in 'em with a dead duck in your mouth.
- Cherry:
Will outsiders see the show?
- Cherry:
[to Doug] Go burn a cat.
- Doug:
And I know, One of those FUCKING cats runs into the house; a couple of minutes the whole bloody house was on fire. Within half an hour there was no front door to knock on.
- Doug:
Heh-heh! Funny, eh?
- Doug:
If it wasn't for that damn cat, I wouldn't be in here.
- Doug:
No such thing as grace under pressure for a burning cat, lemme tell ya. Then, me mum came outside to see what was happenin'? Darn near freaked out she did. See, I figured I'd wait a couple of hours till the cats were dead and mum was feeling a bit sorry for herself, and I'd go up to the front door and I'd knock on it and I'd say, "Hi, Mum! I'm here to talk about our unresolved conflicts."
- Doug:
No, CATS. Me mum had five cats, and me and mum we'd been having some... differences? So one night I rounded 'em up, put 'em in a cage, doused 'em with petrol and put a match to 'em!
- Doug:
Oh, please, someone give me some lithium?
- Doug:
That's what I did.
- Doug:
Then, I opened up the cage door and I let 'em run loose. Welllll, what a racket. They were runnin' round the backyard, burnin' and howlin'.
- Doug:
What, Little Richard wrote an opera? Tutti Fruiti the opera?
- Lewis:
Burned a cat?
- Lewis:
Don't know.
- Lewis:
Why are they always saying that?
- Roy:
Couldn't direct a nymphomaniac at a stag night.
- Roy:
It's an opera by Mozart, you low life.
- Roy:
Oh, I suppose so... If you could describe the Crusades as a sightseeing lark on the way to Jerusalem!
- Roy:
We're going to do "Cosi Fan Tutte", the opera.
- [He gives a psychotic little laugh]
- [He sits next to Lewis]
- [Lewis chuckles, thinking it's a joke. Doug grins and laughs]
- [Lewis gapes.]
- [Lewis just looks at her.]
- [Pause.]
- [she exits]
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