精彩对白:
- David Leary:
I'm very sorry about this, sir, I can assure you it won't happen again. Will it Ben?
- Ben:
Who can predict the future?
- David Leary:
I can.
- Ben:
Dad when you said we could reinvent ourselves, I didn't know you meant as the Cleavers.
- David Leary:
Well start unpacking, Beave.
- Ben:
Pack this, Ward.
- David Leary:
I heard that.
- Roscoe "Fang" Bigger:
You were my friend and you betrayed me!
- David Leary:
You thought we were friends? You beat me up, you humiliated me, I'm 35 years old and I still have nightmares about the fourth grade! That's not what friends do for eachother, a friend is supposed to make you feel good about yourself!
- Roscoe Bigger:
Chicken!
- David Leary:
Pork roast!
- Roscoe Bigger:
Okay who did that? If I find out who did that, I'll...
- Stookie:
You'll what?
- Roscoe Bigger:
Um...Well we'll just see.
- Young Fang:
Hi Davy. Thought you were pretty funny this morning didn't ya?
- Young David:
What are you talking about?
- Young Fang:
The spelling bee. Mrs. Fitsimonds let you pick the words, and you picked USSR and everybody laughed when I got it wrong.
- Young David:
I make the same mistake myself. Is it one S or two?
- Art:
I remember the first time I tried to kill Betty.
- David Leary:
...What?!
- Art:
Let me finish...
- David Leary:
You tried to kill Betty?!
- Art:
Oh I see. I see, Mr. High-and-mighty. Hey, I didn't kill the shop teacher! Who killed the shop teacher? YOU killed the shop teacher! You killed 'em!
- Art:
Hello. I'm Art.
- Betty:
And I'm Betty.
- Art:
And I'm Art.
- Ben:
Which one's Betty again?
- Betty:
Me.
- Fang:
Drink your juice yet?
- David:
No, why?
- Fang:
'Peed in it.
- David Leary:
You're alive!
- Roscoe Bigger:
You're dead!
- Kirby:
Dad are we really going to New York City?
- Roscoe Bigger:
That's why they call them mobile homes, son, 'cause they're mobile.
- Roscoe Bigger:
And when those junior psychos asked me what I was in there for, I had to tell them I was there because I STOLE A FREAKIN' ROCK!!
- [Viewing a small moon rock]
- David:
[sarcastically] That's it? Nice rock.
- Guard:
Move it, smartass!
- Alan:
My dad knows a guy who knows a guy who works for NASA and he says if stare directly at the moon rock, you'll go blind.
- Jerry:
Aw bullshit.
- Roscoe Bigger:
One time we were making key chains and I accidentally cut off my thumb.
- David Leary:
Holy shit.
- Roscoe Bigger:
Yeah, so I went to the hospital but there was a line so I drove over to the hardware store, got some needle and thread, and sewed it back on.
- David Leary:
You sewed on your own thumb?
- Roscoe Bigger:
Yeah I'm good at stuff like that.
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