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- Vickie : Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
- Lelaina : He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.
- Vickie : Don't Bogart that can, man...
- Troy Dyer : Are you retarded?
- Vickie : No, I'm rhyming. It's not easy. Sure I make it look easy...
- Vickie : Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?
- Lelaina : Sometimes, but I don't know. I could never go through with it. I'd start laughing or something.
- Vickie : That is such a shame because I have had it with men.
- Michael Grates : Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.
- Troy Dyer : There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.
- Lelaina Pierce : I'm not going to work at The Gap for chrissake!
- Troy Dyer : The only thing you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself.
- Lelaina : Yeah, well, I'm not sure who that is anymore.
- Troy Dyer : You look like a doily.
- Troy Dyer : [answering the phone] Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.
- Lelaina Pierce : I'd like to somehow make a difference in peoples' lives.
- Troy Dyer : And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.
- Lelaina Pierce : And you wonder why we never got involved?
- Vickie : Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I'm starving!
- Vickie : Sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling.
- Troy Dyer : I am the only real thing you have.
- Troy Dyer : Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?
- Troy Dyer : This girl is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
- Vickie : Welcome to the Maxi Pad.
- Troy Dyer : He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.
- Troy Dyer : There's no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter become a cackle... and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt.
- Lelaina Pierce : I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.
- Lelaina Pierce : Oh, oh is this like a, is this like a pirate operation?
- Rock : Do I look like a pirate to you?
- Lelaina Pierce : You guys better not be inhaling.
- Lelaina : You've been waiting for this since the day we met.
- Vickie : Oh, who told you that? Your psychic partner?
- Vickie Miner : I'm late for a jean folding seminar. Let's locomote!
- Troy Dyer : Well fuck me for being nice!
- Troy Dyer : I'm bursting with fruit flavor.
- Troy Dyer : I am not under any orders to make the world a better place.
- Lelaina Pierce : Are you religious?
- Michael Grates : Um, uh, I guess uh, I guess I'm, uh a non-practicing Jew.
- Lelaina Pierce : Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.
- Troy Dyer : I'm picking up some very strange vibes. They're of the "I just got laid" variety.
- Troy Dyer : [On answering machine] At the beep please leave your name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and^Å we'll get back to you
- Lelaina Pierce : I was really going to be somebody by the time I was 23.
- Troy Dyer : Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23, is yourself.
- Lelaina Pierce : I don't know who that is anymore.
- Troy Dyer : I do. And we all love her. I love her. She breaks my heart again and again. But I love her.
- Vickie : Evian is naive spelled backward.
- Lelaina Pierce : Hey Sammy, what's your goal?
- Sammy : My goal is... I'd like a career or something.
- Lelaina Pierce : Alright fine you wanna be in a band fine. Go ahead. Play everynight. Play three times a night! Don't just dick around the same coffee house for five years. Don't dick around with her; or with me. I mean try at something for once in your life, do something about it. But you know what? You better do it now and you better do it fast because the world doesn't owe you any favors.
- [assuming the question had no answer at all]
- Lelaina : Can you define "irony"?
- Troy Dyer : It's when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.
- Charlane McGregor : Why dont you get a job at the Burgerrama? they'll hire you
- Lelaina : Because i was the Valedictorian of my University!
- Tom Pierce : Well you dont have to put that on your application
- Troy Dyer : I was told there'd be no math on this exam.