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- Amish Father : Greetings, North, I am thy new father and this good woman who art my wife, is thy new mother. And these are thy new brothers who art named Ezikeo, and these are thy new brothers who art named Art.
- Arthur Belt : Aren't I naughty.
- Arthur Belt : I highly doubt it.
- Arthur Belt : This is working out bigger than we thought.
- Arthur Belt : [Winchell shuts off the TV] Wait! They were talking about me!
- Attorney : Your honor, the defense rests.
- Federal Express Truck Driver: If you absolutely, positively have to get home by tomorrow morning, you've come to the right truck.
- Gabby: Easter Bunny?
- Gabby: No harm done.
- Gabby: We got a saying out here. Sometimes when you're panning for gold, you gotta try more than one stream.
- Gabby: Well I finished all my chores, I thought I'd get a little shootin' in.
- Governor Ho : There is only one barren spot on our whole island. Unfortunately, it's Mrs. Ho.
- Governor Ho : Well since we don't use the letters B, C, D and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight A's.
- Joey Fingers: A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes. It's a metaphor used by gardeners and landscaping people in general.
- Joey Fingers: Remember, kid, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of Miami.
- Joey Fingers: What metaphor? You ever been down there in August? Your balls stick to your leg like crazy glue.
- Ma Tex : And don't fret about not being able to clean up your plate. Why soon your stomach will stretch and stretch and your capacity for food will grow and grow.
- Ma Tex : That's why Buck hated February.
- Ma Tex : Then you'll be like Buck.
- News Reporter: Arthur Belt, the rising politician who drafted the bill...
- North : Do I need a lawyer?
- North : How can Labor Day be next week? I just got here.
- North : How does that get me into a good college?
- North : No I mean, have you ever been an Easter Bunny?
- North : No wonder we stopped for lunch 49 times.
- North : Oh, sorry.
- North : Sure, I'm a big fan of any food that straddles two borders.
- North : What are you doing here?
- North : What metaphor is that?
- North : Where the hell are my parents?
- North : Who?
- North : Why?
- North : Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me you little asshole!
- North : Winchell, you put out a three-page leaflet with a circulation of 90.
- North : You say that like that's a good thing to have happen to your stomach.
- North's Dad : If you wanna know how to build a rocket to fly a man into outer space, don't come to me. If you need somebody to perform a delicate brain operation, I'm not your man. However if you have any questions what so ever on the quality of a good pair of pants, look no further!
- North's Father : I saw some blood in my stool this morning.
- Pa Tex : Careful, Son, Gabby's killed men for less than that.
- Pa Tex : It is.
- Pa Tex : Our first son. The biggest boy this big state's ever seen. Why he could eat more in one day than anyone else could eat in a whole month.
- Pa Tex : Remember before when I told you that everything I own is the biggest and the best? Well you're already the best. Now there's nothing left but to make you the biggest.
- Pa Tex : That's my boy.
- Pa Tex : Well I reckon we'll wake up early and eat, then we'll dig for oil and eat, then we'll rope some doggies, bust a few broncs and maybe get a bite to eat. You like Tex Mex?
- Sleigh Driver: It's that six months of daylight thing. It throws everybody off. I myself only showered 12 times during the '70s.
- Sleigh Driver: You walked from your house to the ice flows right? It's a ten week walk, even with the wind at your back.
- Waitress : One Coca Cola and
- Waitress : one Sex On The Beach.
- Winchell : As of next Monday, no parent will be permitted to see an R-rated movie, unless accompanied by a kid.
- Winchell : Bigger than *you* thought. That's why you're only gonna be president.
- Winchell : Might even land me a Pulitzer.
- Winchell : North, did you say the word 'hell'? My, the summer's really broadened you.
- Winchell : North, this is America. Everybody needs a lawyer.
- Winchell : Now is the time to say, "just because you were born 25 or 30 years before me, it doesn't make you smart! It doesn't make you right! It just makes you look old! It just makes you smell worse in the morning!"
- Winchell : Relax, Arthur, pretty soon you'll be hearing your name so much even YOU will be sick of it.
- [North's parents lay unconscious]
- [to Arthur]