精彩对白:
- Boy 1:
Mickey and Mallory are the best thing to happen to mass murder since Manson.
- Boy 2:
Yeah! But... they're way cooler!
- Dr. Emil Reingold :
I never really believe what women tell me.
- Dr. Emil Reingold :
Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong; they just don't give a damn.
- Dwight McClusky :
How's a fella like you get to be involved with psychos, anyways?
- Dwight McClusky :
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS!
- Dwight McClusky :
I will personally hunt you down, blow the head off your fucking whore wife, AND PLANT YOUR SICK ASS IN THE GROUND ALL BY MYSELF!
- Dwight McClusky :
I'm surprised Hollywood ain't caught up with you yet, your story'd make a much better movie than that Serpico shit.
- Dwight McClusky :
Just how far do you think you're gonna get?
- Dwight McClusky :
LIVE ON NATIONAL TV? JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH, IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?
- Dwight McClusky :
Love makes the world go round, heh heh heh.
- Dwight McClusky :
Mickey & Mallory Knox are without a doubt the most twisted depraved pair of shitfucks it has ever been my displeasure to lay my god damn eyes on. I tell you these two motherfuckers are a walking reminder of just how fucked up this system really is.
- Dwight McClusky :
My mother was from Texas!
- Dwight McClusky :
Put him in F Block for a month, then bring him to see me!
- Dwight McClusky :
THAT WILL *NEVER HAPPEN!*
- Dwight McClusky :
That's funny, you don't have the accent.
- Dwight McClusky :
Thirty minutes a day, just shake and roll it... doesn't take much. Someone goes for you, you go right for the throat, Jack.
- Dwight McClusky :
Yes! What is it, Natapundi?
- Ed Wilson :
Don't think! You're a fucking idiot! Who am I now, the bad guy? Did I ask you to fuck my friends?
- Ed Wilson :
I eat what I want! So what! I mean, with this fucking food here, you pray *after* eating!
- Ed Wilson :
I'll show her a little tenderness, after I eat. When I get up there, she won't see my face for an hour.
- Father:
A bitch out of hell, son. Take a run at her kiddo!
- Jack Scagnetti :
Actually Dwight, I'd recommend having your mother killed by one. After that happened I developed a rather keen interest in the subject.
- Jack Scagnetti :
How the hell are my two favorite assholes?
- Jack Scagnetti :
I never hurt anyone in my life. I'm the law. I'm your protector.
- Jack Scagnetti :
I tend not to exhibit the self-discipline of a peace officer.
- Jack Scagnetti :
I want you to kiss me and squeeze my nipple.
- Jack Scagnetti :
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding...
- Jack Scagnetti :
Jesus Christ, Dwight. You could be on "American Gladiators".
- Jack Scagnetti :
Now that is a perfect ass.
- Jack Scagnetti :
Oh yeah, I'm a real cop.
- Jack Scagnetti :
Remember the last time you got fucked? What I want you to do is close your eyes, and remember the last time Mickey gave you the high hard one. You thinking about it? Good. Well you can forget it, 'cause it's never gonna happen again. Because when they get through with all the electroshock shit they got lined up for that cocksucker, ol' Mickey ain't gonna be worth a damn.
- Jack Scagnetti :
We've had this day from the beginning, huh, Mickey? Now slide that shotgun over here. Put your hands on your head and your head against the floor!
- Jack Scagnetti :
Yeah I know. I did some pretty bad things myself. I killed someone.
- Jack Scagnetti :
You ain't that big a star yet, cocksucker.
- Mallory :
How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now?
- Mallory :
I do. 'Til you and I die, and die, and die again. 'Til death do us part.
- Mallory :
I don't think I'm gonna make it. I feel so cold.
- Mallory :
I know you do baby, and I've loved you since the day we met.
- Mallory :
I see angels, Mickey. They're comin' down for us from heaven. And I see you ridin' a big red horse, and you're driving them horses, whippin' 'em, and the're spitting and frothing all 'long the mouth, and the're coming right at us. And I see the future, a vision of death, 'cause you and I, we're angels...
- Mallory :
I'm not really as bad as they say I am. I'm actually a really nice person.
- Mallory :
That the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager!
- Mallory :
What are you talking about, "variety"? Hostages? You wanna fuck some other women now? Is that what you're talking about, Mickey?
- Mallory :
What do you want me to do?
- Mallory :
You made my shitlist!
- Mallory :
You make every day feel like kindergarten.
- Mallory :
You stupid bitch? You stupid bitch? You stupid bitch? Mickey, that's what my father used to call me! I thought you'd be a little more creative than that!
- Mallory :
You're so specific.
- Mallory :
[as she pinches Scagnetti's nipple] Like a bit of pain, do you?
- Mallory's Dad :
If it wasn't for me, you'd still be slingin' hash in that shithouse and fuckin' your boss.
- Mickey :
Another day, perhaps, but not today!
- Mickey :
At birth, I was cast into a flaming pit of scum forgotten by God.
- Mickey :
Even ugliness looks beautiful next to you.
- Mickey :
I love you, Mal.
- Mickey :
I realized my true calling in life.
- Mickey :
It IS happenin'.
- Mickey :
It's fate, you know. Nobody can stop fate, nobody can.
- Mickey :
It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder.
- Mickey :
Let me tell you something, this is the 1990's, alright? In this day and age a man has to have choices, a man has to have a little bit of variety.
- Mickey :
Looks like we got us a Mexican Standoff.
- Mickey :
Mister rabbit says, "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers."
- Mickey :
No. Not really. You're scum, Wayne; you did it for RATINGS. You don't give a shit about us or anybody else except yourself; that's why nobody gives a shit about YOU. That's why "helicopters" were not "deployed."
- Mickey :
One camera all you can muster, Jack?
- Mickey :
Or what, you'll wound me? I could blow you in half and you know it.
- Mickey :
Right now I'd go down on a lawman for a gallon of gas.
- Mickey :
Right out the front door!
- Mickey :
Shit, man, I'm a natural born killer.
- Mickey :
The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather.
- Mickey :
The whole world's comin' to an end, Mal!
- Mickey :
Turn left? Turn left to what you stupid bitch?
- Mickey :
Uh, aloha? Chief? Yeah, uh... rattlesnake took a chunk outta us a few miles back... me and my wife are pretty sick - could be dyin,' you never can tell about these things, so... how's about you ungluein' your fat ass from that boob tube and gettin' us some snakebite juice. Pronto.
- Mickey :
We'll be living in all the oceans now.
- Mickey :
We're not killing anybody on our wedding day.
- Mickey :
Well, let's give that key lime pie a day in court, and a big old glass of non-fat milk, if you please.
- Mickey :
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
- Mickey :
You're gonna make it, Mal. Get mad.
- Napalatoni :
Mickey and Mallory Knox are loose, Scagnetti's dead, and they're live on national TV!
- Napalatoni :
Napalatoni!
- Napalatoni :
Warden!
- Old Indian :
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
- Pinky :
Are you a real cop?
- Pinky :
You're not gonna hurt me are ya?
- Reporter:
Do you have anything to say to your fans?
- Scagnetti :
I don't wanna talk like those assholes.
- Scagnetti :
I meant those other assholes.
- Scagnetti :
I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas.
- Scagnetti :
No...
- Scagnetti :
Oswald might've been a pussy, but he was a great shot.
- Son :
What the hell is that?
- Wayne Gale :
I thought a bond developed between us!
- Wayne Gale :
Mallory Knox has said that she wants to kill you.
- Wayne Gale :
Repetition works, David. Repetition works, David.
- Wayne Gale :
Their subsequent trial turned into a sick, pathetic circus. The trial of Mickey and Mallory Knox was SUCH an event, that it made the crime spree that preceded it pale by comparison. The nation caught Mickey and Mallory fire!
- Wayne Gale :
What's that?
- [After beating the hell out of the guy at the diner]
- [after sending Mallory to her room]
- [After shooting a man she'd been having sex with]
- [As he strangles a girl]
- [Bleeding together over a river]
- [Guns aimed at each other]
- [McClusky tackles an inmate]
- [On a TV interview]
- [Studying Mallory's imprint at a crime scene]
- [to Mallory]
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