精彩对白:
- Rhonda :
Sorry Mum. You know I love you, but you drive me crazy. And you three, what a bunch of cocksuckers.
- Muriel Heslop :
When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to Abba songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen.
- David Van Arckle :
What kind of person marries someone they don't know?
- Muriel Heslop :
You did.
- David Van Arckle :
I want to win. All my life I've wanted to win.
- Muriel Heslop :
Me too.
- Muriel Heslop :
I can't stay married to you, David. I have to stop lying now. I've told so many lies... I don't love you.
- David Van Arckle :
I don't love you either, but I think I could like having you around.
- Muriel Heslop :
He said if I ever left him, he would find out who I was living with and shoot them. Then, he'd shoot me, then himself.
- Rhonda :
Shit, he really loved you, didn't he?
- [Spoken in Nicole's presence]
- Rhonda :
I tell the truth, too. Nicole's having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your ass, Tanya; I'd rather swallow razor blades than drink with you.
- Tania :
If I feel you've changed, I'll tell you. I'm honest. Unlike some people, I tell it like it is.
- Joanie Heslop :
You're terrible, Muriel.
- Bill Heslop :
Deidre Chambers. What a coincidence.
- Rhonda :
I had cancer... it's all right, they cut it out.
- Cheryl :
You were so full of life.
- Rhonda :
I'm not DEAD Cheryl.
- Rhonda :
You're right, you are a new person, and you stink. "Mariel VanArkle" stinks. And she's not half the person Muriel Heslop was.
- Bill Heslop :
Did Perry interview for the police force yet?
- Betty Heslop :
Yes but they said he couldn't join because he was too tall.
- Tania Degano :
Well we, you know, and he couldn't so I... (makes hand to mouth gesture)... and I noticed there was lipstick on it.
- Janine :
On what?
- Tania Degano :
His dick.
- Tania Degano :
He says they're not sleeping together. She only sucks him off.
- Cheryl :
Why?
- Tania Degano :
Out of respect for me.
- Nicole :
Bitch.
- Nicole :
Muriel...
- Cheryl :
Wait. Let her finish her Orgasm.
- Muriel Heslop :
Bikkie?
- Brice Nobes :
Maybe after... I mean later.
- Rhonda :
Her?
- Muriel Heslop :
Muriel. Muriel Heslop. Stupid, fat and useless. I'm never going back to being her again. Why can't it be me? Why can't I be the one?
- Coach Ken Blundell :
All the guests are on her side. I should have bought you more friends.
- Deidre Chambers :
Beauty Consultant. I advise women on their lipstick, base and eye liner. (to Japanese businessmen) But you should all know about make-up. Your wives must be geishas.
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