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- Dorothy Parker : But I can't understand what God is saying, because he's got a mask over his face. Isn't that just like Him?
- Dorothy Parker : I may have him mounted.
- Dorothy Parker : I never liked a man I didn't meet.
- Dorothy Parker : I write doodads because it's a doodad kind of town.
- Dorothy Parker : I'd kiss you, but I'm not sure it'd come out right.
- Dorothy Parker : I'll wear my heart on my sleeve like a wet, red stain.
- Dorothy Parker : It's as if I were a spoiled virgin, and no one will have me!
- Dorothy Parker : Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acids stain you, drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful; you might as well live.
- Dorothy Parker : Someone else was using the pencil.
- Dorothy Parker : The sun's gone dim, the moon's turned black; for I loved him and he didn't love back.
- Dorothy Parker : Time doth flit; oh shit.
- Dorothy Parker : Tragedies don't kill us, Woodrow. Messes kill us.
- Dorothy Parker : You don't want to turn into the town drunk, Eddie. Not in Manhattan.
- Robert Benchley : One would assume.
- Robert Benchley : You'd have to wear out a pretty large hole in your pocket to lose me, Mrs. Parker.
- Robert Benchley : You're not spoiled. Just highly seasoned.
- [After being chewed out for missing a magazine deadline.]