精彩对白:
- Angel :
Almost got hung once myself. Didn't care for it much.
- Angel :
[after everyone says Maverick paid them to get knocked down] Yeah, you should see me first, I'll let you fall down for free.
- Annabelle :
Are you gonna miss me?
- Annabelle :
Did I?
- Annabelle :
How do you know he was nice? We don't know anything about him. The only thing he's got in his wallet is a bunch of names of whorehouses.
- Annabelle :
How'd you know I was bluffing? I didn't do any of my tells. I didn't shuffle my cards, I didn't pull my hair, I didn't even flick my teeth.
- Annabelle :
I did not.
- Annabelle :
If I can't touch you, I can touch your shirt and dream.
- Annabelle :
Never. I am a lady. Not if you were a hundred years old, not if I was a hundred years old...
- Annabelle :
No. What does it mean?
- Annabelle :
There isn't a Mrs. Maverick is there?
- Annabelle :
Well look at this. Here's a lot of money and your gun is six feet away.
- Annabelle :
Well, I'll just pretend I was playin' with someone else's money.
- Annabelle :
Well, you both have the exclusive entails. You both have the same height, the same build, you both talk the same, you both kiss the same, you both draw your guns the same, and you both sing the same wrong words to 'Amazing Grace'.
- Annabelle :
Well... I'll just pretend I was playing with someone else's money.
- Annabelle :
What a remarkable family.
- Annabelle :
What kind of animal are you?
- Annabelle :
What's with you and Indians anyway?
- Annabelle :
What?
- Annabelle :
Why not?
- Annabelle :
You put me out of the game?
- Annabelle :
You thought that was fast? I thought it was fast. Well was it?
- Annabelle :
You're babbling.
- Annabelle :
[Annabelle looks at Angel] Did I?
- Bank Robber :
I'm getting too old for this shit.
- Commodore :
Cooper, your security isn't worth a damn. *Everybody's* got a gun.
- Driver:
No, no. I'm the driver.
- Driver:
Why does everybody always ask me that?
- Joseph :
Kill Indians.
- Joseph :
Oh, white man been doing it for years.
- Joseph :
Yeah, I know. You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp that's so God-awful, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone.
- Marshal Zane Cooper & Bret Maverick, Jr.:
Eight.
- Maverick :
Calm down, lady. I don't want to sleep with you.
- Maverick :
From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans.
- Maverick :
How'd she - how'd you know?
- Maverick :
I don't know why I kept the rest of the money in the satchel, though.
- Maverick :
I've just noticed something.
- Maverick :
I've only got one gun, that's 6 bullets. They're six, that's 36 bullets. Maybe they've got two guns, that's 72 bullets, maybe they've got rifles...
- Maverick :
Lord... whatever I've done to piss you off... if you could just get me out of this and somehow let me know what it was I promise to rectify the situation.
- Maverick :
My old pappy always used to say, "there is no more deeply satisfying religious experience... than cheatin' on a cheater."
- Maverick :
No I wasn't.
- Maverick :
Nope, we ended up with a quarter million dollar silk shirt, because my old pappy always used to say "Don't put the chicken in front of"... no, wait "Never cut the cards before"... no, wait, "Don't put all you eggs in one basket".
- Maverick :
Nothing. But you didn't know that did you?
- Maverick :
Now, there's something I want you to do for me.
- Maverick :
Oh I'm sure I would have remembered.
- Maverick :
Oh nothing, I try to shoot one every day before noon, how about you Coop? I figured it was their fault too... for being on our land when we got here.
- Maverick :
Oh, you sure do pick the spots.
- Maverick :
Oh. Are you alright?
- Maverick :
See that hawk? You know what it means?
- Maverick :
So do I.
- Maverick :
So, are you gonna miss me?
- Maverick :
That shouldn't be too hard.
- Maverick :
Vulture.
- Maverick :
Well he doesn't eat much, but he's a regular jackass. And hee-aw, hee-aw, he always likes to be called Arthur.
- Maverick :
Well, now, I bring all sorts of plusses to the table. I hardly ever bluff and I never ever cheat.
- Maverick :
What, we're going to quibble over fine points?
- Maverick :
Why not? Who knows what parts of me you'd steal next. I'd wake up with all sorts of things missing.
- Maverick :
Yes... I did.
- Maverick :
You ARE gonna miss me.
- Maverick :
You can't help it can you? You are irresistible.
- Maverick :
You held your breath. If you'd been excited, you would have started breathing harder.
- The Archduke :
Kill Indians? Is it legal?
- The Archduke :
What's greatest Western thrill of all?
- Zane Cooper & Maverick:
Do not.
- Zane Cooper :
I do.
- Zane Cooper :
I never said that once. You've been misquoting me all your life.
- Zane Cooper :
I've never committed a cold blooded murder in my life, and I'm not about to. Not till I find Maverick.
- Zane Cooper :
Now that, I said.
- Zane Cooper :
Oh, I suppose somebody ought to say something nice about the deceased.
- Zane Cooper :
Well, Bret, you know what we ended up with? A half a million dollar silk shirt.
- Zane Cooper :
You never even get close. Give me some credit.
- Zane Cooper :
[whispering] You did hold your breath, ma'am.
- [after a gunfight during the final Poker Game]
- [an old man walks up to the wagon, and Maverick tries to help him up]
- [Angel nods]
- [Annabelle gets up. Cooper leans toward her]
- [Commodore nods]
- [having just sold his donkey]
- [Just like in Lethal Weapon (1987) and its sequels]
- [Looks at the Commodore]
- [Picks up pan and starts hitting everyone]
- [the dealer nods]
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