片名：
英文名：Hardware Wars导演：Ernie Fosselius
主演：Sonny Buddy Jr. Ernie Fosselius Paul Frees Cindy Furgatch Jeff Hale
类型：科幻 喜剧 动作 短片
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上映：0000年01月01日
地区：美国 对白：英语
评分：
7.2/10(514) 颜色：彩色 声音：Mono
时长：13 分钟
分级：英国：12
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精彩对白：
- Auggie Ben Doggie: No, it's just a headache.
- Auggie Ben Doggie: [voice-over] Fluke. Fluuuke. Trust your feelings, Luke. And if you can't be good, be careful.
- Fluke Starbucker: Gosh! Wowee! Jeepers! Golly-willikers!
- Fluke Starbucker: They're still back there! They're gaining on us! Does this thing do lightspeed?
- Fluke: Do you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?
- Ham Salad: Take it easy kid, it's only a movie.
- Ham Salad: Well excuuuuuse me!
- Ham Salad: You bet your asteroids, kid. Hold on!
- Lecturer: Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the pneumatic centripetal antigravity shield deflectors, then you simply deactivate the axial gyro-presubinertia-photomegatronic oscillator that you see here.
- Narrator: Enjoy intense drama during the pre-battle briefing scene.
- Narrator: Hardware Wars! A thrilling space saga of romance, rebellion, and household appliances!
- Narrator: You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss three bucks goodbye!
- Princess Anne-Droid: You can't destroy Basketball! Basketball's a peaceful planet!
- Princess Anne-Droid: You'll get us all killed!